*bae goes home* *farts for an hour and a half*
When I was getting my tattoo the lady put some numbing stuff on me and said “I don’t do this for the guys. Women have to go through childbirth, the least a man can do is sit through a tattoo all the way.” She is my role model.
Some women have children, which is why you’ll get the numbing stuff and men won’t.
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware